1 00:00:04,959 --> 00:00:07,962 For you who are too fucking busy, this happened on Shameless. 2 00:00:08,129 --> 00:00:09,547 What the fuck you looking at? 3 00:00:09,714 --> 00:00:11,340 This is my home. 4 00:00:11,507 --> 00:00:13,426 I am an important part of this family. 5 00:00:13,592 --> 00:00:16,804 No, you're not. You don't live here anymore. 6 00:00:16,971 --> 00:00:18,139 Catch. Open it. 7 00:00:18,305 --> 00:00:20,099 I sort of have a boyfriend. 8 00:00:20,266 --> 00:00:22,435 - Well, I sort of have a wife. - He's always been a problem. 9 00:00:24,895 --> 00:00:27,106 I want her to be an American citizen, Steve. 10 00:00:27,273 --> 00:00:30,443 When Immigration comes, you will be her husband. 11 00:00:30,609 --> 00:00:33,029 Beto is out front. He follows me wherever I go. 12 00:00:33,195 --> 00:00:34,947 He's harmless. 13 00:00:35,114 --> 00:00:36,907 Aah! Fuck! 14 00:00:37,074 --> 00:00:38,743 Daddy's good with babies. 15 00:00:38,909 --> 00:00:40,870 Howdy, folks. Need help with that baby? 16 00:00:41,037 --> 00:00:43,622 I got a proposition for you, Sheils. Let me stay. 17 00:00:43,789 --> 00:00:46,667 You'll get eight hours of sleep a night. I promise you that. 18 00:00:46,834 --> 00:00:48,169 I know what I'm doing. 19 00:00:49,837 --> 00:00:52,547 Are you supposed to give Valium to a baby? 20 00:00:52,715 --> 00:00:56,802 I lost a hundred dollars doing this night. I'm just trying to better our situation. 21 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:59,388 The only way to make money when you're poor... 22 00:00:59,555 --> 00:01:01,474 ...is to steal it or scam it. 23 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,310 I know you want me to find Jesus. I already found him. 24 00:01:04,477 --> 00:01:07,188 I'm looking for Kev. 25 00:01:07,354 --> 00:01:08,981 I'm his wife. 26 00:03:06,849 --> 00:03:08,058 Hey. 27 00:03:08,809 --> 00:03:10,311 Hey. 28 00:03:10,895 --> 00:03:12,062 You're awake. 29 00:03:12,229 --> 00:03:14,064 Never fell asleep. 30 00:03:14,857 --> 00:03:16,650 Just go talk to him. 31 00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:19,570 Not his fault the crazy ex-wife showed up out of nowhere. 32 00:03:19,737 --> 00:03:21,947 She's not his ex, she's his wife. 33 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:25,409 And you should have seen his face when he saw her. 34 00:03:29,455 --> 00:03:31,665 This house is so quiet. 35 00:03:35,002 --> 00:03:37,588 Kids, breakfast! 36 00:03:37,755 --> 00:03:40,466 -Jeez, Fiona! -This shit is all in your head, V. 37 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:43,594 This house ain't quiet and she is not Kev's wife. You are. 38 00:03:43,761 --> 00:03:44,970 Go talk to him. 39 00:03:51,977 --> 00:03:53,270 -Unh. -Okay. 40 00:03:53,437 --> 00:03:54,688 I need coffee. 41 00:03:55,397 --> 00:03:58,067 -We're out of filters. -We can use paper towels. 42 00:03:58,234 --> 00:04:00,402 -We're out of paper towels. -Diapers will work. 43 00:04:02,988 --> 00:04:06,075 -You have to go to work? -Yeah. 44 00:04:06,242 --> 00:04:08,786 -Can we just reschedule the doctor thing? -No. 45 00:04:08,953 --> 00:04:12,289 The vaccine schedule is very important. 46 00:04:12,456 --> 00:04:13,707 You can't be late? 47 00:04:13,874 --> 00:04:16,543 How busy can a tattoo parlor be in the morning? 48 00:04:16,710 --> 00:04:19,421 Morning to us. Some people, it's the end of a long night. 49 00:04:19,588 --> 00:04:21,924 Good morning. 50 00:04:22,091 --> 00:04:23,926 No breakfast? 51 00:04:24,093 --> 00:04:27,096 I haven't had a lot of energy for shopping lately. 52 00:04:27,263 --> 00:04:29,056 Nanny Frank to the rescue. 53 00:04:29,223 --> 00:04:32,685 The Hymster and I will go on a little field trip to the grocery store. 54 00:04:32,851 --> 00:04:35,271 Just need some cash, right, buddy? 55 00:04:35,437 --> 00:04:37,523 You still drunk, Frank? 56 00:04:41,986 --> 00:04:44,780 Fine. Oh, damn, I gotta go. 57 00:04:45,739 --> 00:04:48,033 I'll grab coffee on the way to work. 58 00:04:50,536 --> 00:04:51,829 Too-doo-loo. Boop. 59 00:05:07,303 --> 00:05:08,637 I'm awake! Oh. 60 00:05:10,014 --> 00:05:12,141 Go catch some Z's, Sheils. 61 00:05:12,766 --> 00:05:15,102 -I got the little guy. -I can't. 62 00:05:15,269 --> 00:05:18,981 Hymie has his first well-baby appointment today at the pediatrician. 63 00:05:19,148 --> 00:05:23,444 Doctor require some kind of co-pay for this unnecessary visit? 64 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:26,071 Of course he does. 65 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:29,325 Doctors are thieves, little Hymster. 66 00:05:29,491 --> 00:05:32,578 They just have degrees to keep them out of jail. 67 00:05:32,745 --> 00:05:35,122 Go on. I'll take him. 68 00:05:35,289 --> 00:05:37,958 -You will? Frank. -Yeah. 69 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:40,627 Oh, Frank. Bless you, Frank. 70 00:05:40,794 --> 00:05:43,047 Bless you. Bless you. 71 00:05:43,838 --> 00:05:45,257 Let me... Here. 72 00:05:45,424 --> 00:05:48,010 -Here. Here you go. -That'll do it. 73 00:05:48,177 --> 00:05:49,428 Look at that. 74 00:05:49,595 --> 00:05:52,306 Wait, don't you need the address? 75 00:06:04,401 --> 00:06:06,904 -Where is she? -She's still sleeping. 76 00:06:07,571 --> 00:06:10,282 She did not just show up here because her car broke down. 77 00:06:10,449 --> 00:06:13,868 -What, you think she broke it on purpose? -She broke you on purpose. 78 00:06:14,453 --> 00:06:16,871 She broke you and I put you back together. 79 00:06:17,039 --> 00:06:20,918 -Now she's here to take back what I fixed. -V, look. Look at this. 80 00:06:21,085 --> 00:06:22,753 Divorce papers. 81 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,715 I got them off the Internet. This is my chance to make it official. 82 00:06:26,881 --> 00:06:28,634 Why didn't you say that last night? 83 00:06:28,801 --> 00:06:32,596 Because you were yelling some shit about my face, then slept at Fiona's. 84 00:06:32,763 --> 00:06:34,889 Well, I was right about your face. 85 00:06:39,103 --> 00:06:40,604 Morning. 86 00:06:40,771 --> 00:06:42,189 Hey. 87 00:06:42,356 --> 00:06:44,691 I made you coffee. Super strong like you like it. 88 00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:48,237 Yay. Kevy-caf. My fave. 89 00:06:48,404 --> 00:06:52,032 -Kevy-caf? -Decaf, full-caf, Kevy-caf. 90 00:06:52,199 --> 00:06:54,201 For when you need a real kick in the ass. 91 00:06:54,368 --> 00:06:56,703 -Can I watch some TV? -Yeah. 92 00:06:58,122 --> 00:07:00,915 - That's how she likes it. - Mm. 93 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:03,544 Your bed is so comfy. I slept like a baby. 94 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:06,713 -You slept in our bed? -I stayed in the guest room. 95 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,426 -I haven't smelled that smell in so long. -What smell? 96 00:07:10,592 --> 00:07:12,927 His cologne. On the pillow. 97 00:07:13,095 --> 00:07:14,138 English Leather. 98 00:07:14,304 --> 00:07:17,724 -Like Old Man Carlyle used to wear. -Like Old Man Carlyle used to wear. 99 00:07:17,891 --> 00:07:20,686 - Old Man Carlyle? - Foster home where we met. 100 00:07:20,853 --> 00:07:22,938 Was the best fake dad we ever had. 101 00:07:23,105 --> 00:07:25,482 You know Junior's going to prison. Tax evasion. 102 00:07:25,649 --> 00:07:27,276 Junior Carlyle? No shit? 103 00:07:27,443 --> 00:07:29,236 - No shit. - No shit. 104 00:07:33,866 --> 00:07:36,326 Six frozen OJs for the price of five. 105 00:07:36,493 --> 00:07:39,371 Twenty percent off mac and cheese. And I have four of these. 106 00:07:39,538 --> 00:07:41,790 -One coupon per customer. -It doesn't say that. 107 00:07:41,957 --> 00:07:44,793 -Doesn't have to, it's implied. -Tina, it's time for break. 108 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,421 Why don't you have Kim take over your station? 109 00:07:47,588 --> 00:07:50,757 Oh, my God, is that snot? 110 00:07:50,924 --> 00:07:52,801 Sorry. Kids, summer colds. 111 00:07:53,343 --> 00:07:56,138 -I have four coupons. -I told you, one per customer. 112 00:07:56,305 --> 00:07:58,182 -Watch your tone. -I'll watch my tone... 113 00:07:58,348 --> 00:08:01,643 -...when you teach your kids to use Kleenex. -I have four coupons. 114 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:04,188 I dug through the neighbor's trash to get them. 115 00:08:04,354 --> 00:08:06,523 Tina. Break time. Let's go. 116 00:08:06,690 --> 00:08:09,985 You know what? Fine. Take it. Take all it. Take it for free. 117 00:08:10,152 --> 00:08:12,029 I don't give a shit! You hear me? 118 00:08:12,196 --> 00:08:16,074 I don't give a shit! Take your own break. And you can keep my last paycheck. 119 00:08:16,241 --> 00:08:17,409 I won't be coming back. 120 00:08:17,576 --> 00:08:21,413 Keep taking this shit if you want to, but I'm out, bitches. Out! 121 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:24,791 Why don't we just talk for a sec here, Tina? Okay. 122 00:08:26,752 --> 00:08:29,213 I shouldn't have pushed hard on the coupon thing. 123 00:08:29,379 --> 00:08:31,548 Just stay here and bag the groceries. 124 00:08:31,715 --> 00:08:33,091 We didn't pay. 125 00:08:33,258 --> 00:08:34,843 She said we could have them. 126 00:08:35,886 --> 00:08:37,095 Excuse me. 127 00:08:37,638 --> 00:08:39,097 Excuse me. 128 00:08:39,264 --> 00:08:40,891 -Are you the manager? -Yes. 129 00:08:41,058 --> 00:08:44,269 I'm sorry you had to hear that language with your children present. 130 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:48,398 If you'd follow me to my office, I'd be happy to give you a coupon for a free ham. 131 00:08:48,565 --> 00:08:51,693 That'd be great. But it seems like she kind of quit back there... 132 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:54,780 ...so I was thinking there might be a job opening? 133 00:08:55,155 --> 00:08:58,534 -Hm. What's your name? -Fiona Gallagher. 134 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:02,329 You know what? Why don't you follow me, Fiona Gallagher? 135 00:09:03,747 --> 00:09:06,416 So right place, right time, huh? 136 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:09,878 Hope so. I'm responsible, and a really hard worker. 137 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:12,464 -You ever work as a cashier? -Sure, absolutely. 138 00:09:13,882 --> 00:09:16,718 So tell me, Fiona. 139 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,721 How do you feel about deli meats? 140 00:09:19,888 --> 00:09:21,265 Deli meats? 141 00:09:21,431 --> 00:09:25,102 I'm not big on olive loaf, barfed it up once when I was a kid. 142 00:09:25,269 --> 00:09:28,146 -But mostly I like them. -Good. That's good. 143 00:09:28,313 --> 00:09:30,399 I ask because, you know... 144 00:09:30,566 --> 00:09:33,902 ...if you're gonna work here, I gotta see how you handle the meat. 145 00:09:35,112 --> 00:09:38,198 We sell franks and beans too. We sell... 146 00:09:38,365 --> 00:09:39,866 ...hot dogs. 147 00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:43,161 Corn dogs. Three bean salad. 148 00:09:43,328 --> 00:09:44,663 Cream cheese. 149 00:09:44,997 --> 00:09:49,042 Ha. Wow. You're saying that if I blow you, I can have a job? 150 00:09:49,668 --> 00:09:53,589 No. I would never say that. That would be inappropriate and illegal. 151 00:09:53,755 --> 00:09:55,716 If you wanted to blow me... 152 00:09:55,882 --> 00:09:58,468 ...you'd have to be a consenting adult. 153 00:10:00,929 --> 00:10:03,181 Morning, Frank. Who's your handsome friend? 154 00:10:03,348 --> 00:10:05,309 You hear that, Hymie? That's Kate. 155 00:10:05,475 --> 00:10:07,519 Kate's got good taste. 156 00:10:07,686 --> 00:10:10,564 Give me a shot of JB, a pickled egg... 157 00:10:10,731 --> 00:10:13,233 ...and a thumbtack. 158 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,860 Thumbtack? 159 00:10:15,986 --> 00:10:18,989 And a Band-Aid. 160 00:10:27,164 --> 00:10:28,874 There you go... 161 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:30,584 ...and mumps begone. Oh. 162 00:10:32,085 --> 00:10:33,587 Yes, yes, yes. 163 00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:37,924 It's all over, little buddy. There you go. There you go. 164 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:39,968 I'm gonna need another one of these. 165 00:10:40,135 --> 00:10:41,678 I'm... I think I'm... 166 00:10:41,845 --> 00:10:45,932 Yeah, I'm calling the police and reporting child abuse. 167 00:10:46,183 --> 00:10:49,394 Pbbt. AIDS didn't come from the homos, Kate. 168 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:53,440 The gays may have helped to spread it with their bloody anal passions... 169 00:10:53,607 --> 00:10:58,320 ...but it originated in vaccines made from the blood of African monkeys. 170 00:10:58,487 --> 00:11:02,032 Interestingly enough, heterosexual monkeys. 171 00:11:02,199 --> 00:11:04,201 -It was homos, Frank. -Ha-ha. 172 00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:06,161 He needs his shots, Frank. 173 00:11:06,328 --> 00:11:09,539 Jesus Christ, Kate, kid's already a half-wit. 174 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:11,249 You want to give him autism too. 175 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:14,544 Now close your mouth before somebody considers it an invitation. 176 00:11:14,711 --> 00:11:16,963 And pour me a goddamn drink. 177 00:11:17,171 --> 00:11:20,592 The stars came out for the Wishing Lane Foundation last night. 178 00:11:20,759 --> 00:11:26,431 Adam Foster, 10 years old and living with a rare form of leukemia, had only one wish: 179 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,350 To meet his heroes, the Bulls. 180 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:32,729 They did better, giving him courtside seats and a ball signed by the entire team. 181 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:36,441 Holy shit. The whole team? What do you think that'd go for on eBay? 182 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,902 Couple grand at least. 183 00:11:39,653 --> 00:11:41,154 That kid's just got cancer. 184 00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:44,574 Hymie's mentally deficient. That's a permanent condition. 185 00:11:44,741 --> 00:11:45,784 You should know, Frank. 186 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:57,295 That would be an awesome job. Discounts on groceries? 187 00:11:57,462 --> 00:11:59,339 Could help with summer day care costs. 188 00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:04,511 I'm not getting that job. Not gonna happen, so let's just drop it. Okay, Debs? 189 00:12:12,686 --> 00:12:14,062 Debs? 190 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,945 Are you kidding me? 191 00:12:22,904 --> 00:12:25,824 Get out of here, you piece of shit. 192 00:12:25,991 --> 00:12:28,493 You better run, you sick bastard. 193 00:12:37,127 --> 00:12:38,920 You okay, Debs? 194 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:42,466 Listen, you shouldn't have had to see that. 195 00:12:45,469 --> 00:12:47,637 -Can you describe the perp? -Red. 196 00:12:47,804 --> 00:12:50,098 -Really, really red. -Like sunburned? 197 00:12:50,264 --> 00:12:52,476 -She's talking about his... -The guy, Debs. 198 00:12:52,642 --> 00:12:55,145 What did the guy look like? His face. 199 00:12:55,312 --> 00:13:00,358 How are you supposed to see his face behind that giant, red, one-eyed...? 200 00:13:00,525 --> 00:13:01,735 Got it. Okay. 201 00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:04,278 -You did great. Thank you. -Okay, come on, Debs. 202 00:13:04,446 --> 00:13:06,698 Let's go get you a Bomb Pop or something, huh? 203 00:13:06,865 --> 00:13:09,283 -Why didn't you stab him? -Stab him? With what? 204 00:13:09,451 --> 00:13:12,120 You ride the city bus without a knife? 205 00:13:12,954 --> 00:13:15,415 He was about 30. Tallish. 206 00:13:15,582 --> 00:13:18,335 Long hair, long beard, small dick. 207 00:13:19,336 --> 00:13:23,089 You know, because guys with big ones don't need to jerk it at little girls. 208 00:13:23,256 --> 00:13:24,549 Okay. Uh... 209 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,427 -I'll file a report, but... -But what? 210 00:13:27,594 --> 00:13:29,971 Nobody cares about a pervert on a bus? 211 00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:32,098 We'll let the ITC know. 212 00:13:32,265 --> 00:13:35,018 -They'll keep an eye out for the guy. -Thanks. 213 00:13:35,185 --> 00:13:36,978 You did the right thing calling. 214 00:13:37,145 --> 00:13:39,898 Here's my direct line, if you need... 215 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:41,566 ...anything else. 216 00:13:47,405 --> 00:13:49,199 -What? -"You did the right thing. 217 00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:50,909 -Here's my direct line." -Please. 218 00:13:51,076 --> 00:13:55,329 You have less to worry about from him than from the manager at the grocery store. 219 00:13:55,497 --> 00:13:58,083 Am I supposed to find comfort in that sentence? 220 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,627 Dude wanted a blow in exchange for a job. 221 00:14:00,794 --> 00:14:04,256 -Giving new meaning to "blow job." -Wow? 222 00:14:04,422 --> 00:14:08,969 You grow up in this house, you think that nothing can shock you anymore, and then... 223 00:14:09,427 --> 00:14:11,345 What is it with men and their johnsons? 224 00:14:11,513 --> 00:14:16,726 Shaking them on buses, using them to blackmail potential employees. 225 00:14:16,893 --> 00:14:22,065 You know, that was probably a good job too. Benefits. Discounts on groceries. 226 00:14:25,318 --> 00:14:28,196 You know what? He doesn't get away with this shit. 227 00:14:28,363 --> 00:14:31,116 -I'm going back over there. -Want me to come with you? 228 00:14:31,283 --> 00:14:34,369 -No, but can you watch Liam? -Oh, shit. Sorry, can't. 229 00:14:34,536 --> 00:14:36,830 -You just offered to come. -I knew you'd say no. 230 00:14:36,997 --> 00:14:38,790 I got a checkup. 231 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,210 Kick ass, take names. 232 00:14:42,377 --> 00:14:44,462 Don't blow anyone. 233 00:14:44,671 --> 00:14:47,507 You let her sleep in our bed? You said she's a crazy bitch. 234 00:14:47,674 --> 00:14:50,677 She is. And not a crazy bitch like you're a crazy bitch, like: 235 00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:53,430 "Oh, bitch, you so crazy." No. 236 00:14:53,597 --> 00:14:58,101 She tried to beat me with a frozen fish because I asked if there was more broccoli. 237 00:14:58,268 --> 00:15:00,186 You never know what's gonna set her off. 238 00:15:00,353 --> 00:15:02,564 -What are you doing? Put that back on. -I'm changing. 239 00:15:04,107 --> 00:15:06,484 -Teresa will be here at 2:00. -Who's that? 240 00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:09,154 Notary public gets her hair done at Mom's salon. 241 00:15:09,321 --> 00:15:12,449 So you have until 2:00 to get the divorce papers signed... 242 00:15:12,616 --> 00:15:15,118 - ...or I'll show her who's a crazy bitch. - Hey. 243 00:15:15,285 --> 00:15:17,412 Put your shirt on. Put your shirt on! 244 00:15:17,579 --> 00:15:20,874 Hey! I'm changing. Then I'm gonna go take a look at your car. 245 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,834 -Okay. -On that foot? 246 00:15:23,752 --> 00:15:24,794 I can handle it. 247 00:15:24,961 --> 00:15:27,964 If you can handle it, maybe you can handle the dripping faucet. 248 00:15:28,131 --> 00:15:29,549 How'd you do that anyway? 249 00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:33,303 Shooting hoop. Snapped my Achilles posting up some local kid. 250 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:37,599 He's huge. He's probably gonna go in the NBA draft next year. 251 00:15:37,766 --> 00:15:41,353 He snapped it falling in the bathtub like an old Florida Jew. 252 00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:44,356 Which was right after the game. It was a delayed reaction. 253 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,942 V, you have that camera you use for titty shots? 254 00:15:47,108 --> 00:15:49,694 I need help with a scumbag at the grocery store. 255 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:52,405 - Hey, I'm... - I know who you are. 256 00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:54,658 Ha, ha. V, why don't you go help Fiona at the store? 257 00:15:54,824 --> 00:15:58,036 While you're there, see if there's some more broccoli? 258 00:15:59,788 --> 00:16:01,873 Fine. Come on. 259 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,585 Teresa, here, 2:00. 260 00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:10,507 Holy shit. 261 00:16:10,674 --> 00:16:11,716 Lot of red dots. 262 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,928 All those red dots are sex offenders in our neighborhood? 263 00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:18,098 Wait, check this out. Child rapist, three blocks over. 264 00:16:18,264 --> 00:16:20,225 Did five years and out on probation. 265 00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,894 -How does a child rapist get five years? -He doesn't. 266 00:16:23,061 --> 00:16:25,855 He gets five years plus the beating of his life. Let's go. 267 00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:28,441 -We were gonna fix the pool. -No, grab the bat. 268 00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:30,443 - Awesome. - You want help? 269 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:34,030 -My dad loves a good posse. -We're forgetting about the guy on the bus? 270 00:16:34,197 --> 00:16:37,867 Hell no. I'm gonna teach you self-defense, Milkovich style. 271 00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:40,120 - Come on. - Yeah, let's go. 272 00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:43,498 Yo, we're going to jump a pedophile. You wanna come? 273 00:16:43,665 --> 00:16:46,292 Oh. Sounds great, but I can't. 274 00:16:48,795 --> 00:16:50,505 You're acting cagey, okay? 275 00:16:50,714 --> 00:16:53,216 There's been an Escalade parked across the street... 276 00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:55,802 ...for longer than makes sense. What's going on? 277 00:16:56,761 --> 00:16:58,555 I don't want to know? 278 00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:02,475 Because if you told me, I'd have to tell Fiona... 279 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:06,354 ...which would upset the delicate peace we've recently established? 280 00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:11,860 -Right. -Have fun wailing on the pedophile. 281 00:17:12,027 --> 00:17:13,486 Is there any way not to? 282 00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:17,115 -Thank you. -No, thank you, Marta. Thank you. 283 00:17:17,282 --> 00:17:19,284 Now, you stay strong. 284 00:17:21,578 --> 00:17:22,829 Hello. May I help you? 285 00:17:22,996 --> 00:17:25,206 I hope so. I'm Frank Gallagher. 286 00:17:25,373 --> 00:17:29,919 And may I start by saying thank you for all you do for our suffering little ones. 287 00:17:30,086 --> 00:17:32,547 Thank you, Mr. Gallagher. 288 00:17:32,714 --> 00:17:35,258 This is my son, Hymie. 289 00:17:35,425 --> 00:17:39,429 He was born with an extra chromosome through no fault of his own. 290 00:17:39,596 --> 00:17:42,223 Down Syndrome. It's a lifelong condition. 291 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,767 It's irreversible. 292 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:45,268 He's a beautiful boy. 293 00:17:45,435 --> 00:17:47,103 Aren't you, Hymie? Yes, you are. 294 00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:53,777 And believe it or not, he is already, at such a young age, an avid sports fan. 295 00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:55,028 Is that so? 296 00:17:55,195 --> 00:17:59,449 He can watch a ball dribble up and down a court for hours. 297 00:17:59,616 --> 00:18:03,995 Endlessly fascinated. His little face just lights up with joy. 298 00:18:04,496 --> 00:18:09,501 It would be so wonderful if he could see it all happen in real life. 299 00:18:11,503 --> 00:18:14,964 I'm sorry, Mr. Gallagher. I think you may be confused. 300 00:18:15,548 --> 00:18:19,594 Our organization works with dying children. 301 00:18:19,761 --> 00:18:22,097 Not children with Downs. 302 00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:24,557 Of course. 303 00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:27,811 Of course. I know that. 304 00:18:30,188 --> 00:18:33,149 It's my other child that's dying. 305 00:18:33,858 --> 00:18:35,443 Oh, I'm so... 306 00:18:35,652 --> 00:18:37,153 Thank you. 307 00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:52,710 Drive. 308 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,054 The fuck you want? 309 00:19:03,555 --> 00:19:06,683 Convicted child rapist just moved in down the street. 310 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:08,101 Let's get the boys. 311 00:19:15,483 --> 00:19:17,485 The fuck is this little parade? 312 00:19:17,652 --> 00:19:19,487 Kid fucker, next block. 313 00:19:28,246 --> 00:19:31,291 -May I help you? -We're looking for Blake Collins. 314 00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:34,169 I'm Blake Collins. 315 00:19:34,961 --> 00:19:36,212 Oh, shit. 316 00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:40,383 You're the eighth-grade teacher who screwed her student, right? 317 00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,135 You were on TV. 318 00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:45,388 I didn't screw William. I loved him. 319 00:19:45,889 --> 00:19:48,808 And I did my time. I paid for my mistake. 320 00:19:48,975 --> 00:19:51,186 If love can be called a mistake. 321 00:19:53,062 --> 00:19:56,941 I'm sure there are real criminals you can beat up if you have the inclination. 322 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,985 Now, please, may I close the door? 323 00:19:59,152 --> 00:20:01,154 Yeah. Yeah. 324 00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:08,411 Shit. Let's go find a camel jockey. 325 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,997 Help Carl get home, all right? 326 00:20:11,164 --> 00:20:13,082 Shit, we should still do something. 327 00:20:13,249 --> 00:20:16,377 -Thinking gang bang? -No, but she fucks little kids. 328 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:21,090 -It was one kid. And he wasn't that little. -Look, he was 14, she was his teacher. 329 00:20:21,257 --> 00:20:23,509 We want a pedophile living in the neighborhood? 330 00:20:23,676 --> 00:20:27,305 Shit, if I was 14 and had a teacher who looked like that and wanted it? 331 00:20:27,472 --> 00:20:29,807 Damn, I'm getting wood just thinking about that. 332 00:20:29,974 --> 00:20:32,018 Yo, Angie. 333 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:35,146 -Yeah? -You wanna fuck? 334 00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:36,898 Sure. 335 00:20:42,487 --> 00:20:45,448 -Now, see, I thought you two were...? -Shut up. 336 00:20:45,782 --> 00:20:47,492 Hope you're using a raincoat. 337 00:20:47,659 --> 00:20:49,494 You were having sex at 14. 338 00:20:49,661 --> 00:20:51,829 I was having sex with a 14-year-old at 14. 339 00:20:52,038 --> 00:20:54,540 -You think Kash should have gone to jail? -I do. 340 00:20:54,707 --> 00:20:58,253 Almost called the cops a hundred times. Creepy Arab fucking my brother. 341 00:20:58,419 --> 00:21:01,005 I was 15. I was old enough to make my own decisions. 342 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:04,676 -You were a kid. He was a man. -Says you. 343 00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:07,845 You want this chick in the neighborhood? Think about Carl. 344 00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:09,180 Carl should be so lucky. 345 00:21:09,347 --> 00:21:11,766 What if it was Debbie and a 30-year-old dude? 346 00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:14,269 -It's different. -Bullshit, it's different. 347 00:21:14,435 --> 00:21:16,938 She's not hanging around the park with lollipops. 348 00:21:17,105 --> 00:21:19,607 -She fell in love. -It's got nothing to do with love. 349 00:21:19,774 --> 00:21:24,362 This chick is a standard-issue pedophile and I'm gonna prove it. 350 00:21:33,788 --> 00:21:37,083 - Sorry I'm late. - I hate this INS bullshit. 351 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,460 America is supposed to be free country, no? 352 00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:51,848 Hey! That's a nice outfit. 353 00:21:52,015 --> 00:21:55,351 - It's not an outfit. It's a perv trap. - Is that like a bear trap? 354 00:21:55,518 --> 00:21:58,396 Your titties clamp around the wrist and they have to gnaw off their paws? 355 00:21:58,563 --> 00:22:00,648 - Ha-ha-ha. - Two o'clock. 356 00:22:00,815 --> 00:22:03,234 - I got it. - Hmm. 357 00:22:04,402 --> 00:22:06,696 Tsk. She hates me, doesn't she? 358 00:22:06,863 --> 00:22:08,740 No. She just don't know you yet. 359 00:22:08,906 --> 00:22:11,451 I mean, I get it. I would hate me too if I were her. 360 00:22:11,617 --> 00:22:14,329 I mean, I show up here with my kid in tow. 361 00:22:14,495 --> 00:22:16,539 And you haven't seen me in years. 362 00:22:16,706 --> 00:22:20,418 It's almost like I'm trying to get you back or something. 363 00:22:20,877 --> 00:22:23,838 But honestly, Kev, I don't even know if Kyle's yours. 364 00:22:24,005 --> 00:22:28,718 I was really getting around back then, so V has nothing to worry about. 365 00:22:31,596 --> 00:22:33,348 What? What I say? 366 00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:35,475 You think Kyle could be mine? 367 00:22:35,641 --> 00:22:37,268 You didn't do that math? 368 00:22:37,435 --> 00:22:39,395 Shit. Sorry. 369 00:22:41,147 --> 00:22:42,982 Cancer? 370 00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:46,152 How did I get cancer? 371 00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:48,363 You must have caught it from Grammy, son. 372 00:22:48,529 --> 00:22:50,782 If she had known she had the contagious kind... 373 00:22:50,948 --> 00:22:54,619 ...I don't think she would have spent so much time with you cooking meth. 374 00:22:54,786 --> 00:22:56,746 Am I going to die? 375 00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:00,458 I hope not. 376 00:23:00,958 --> 00:23:04,878 But right now, we have to fight and fight hard. 377 00:23:06,381 --> 00:23:09,133 You ready to fight with me, Carl? 378 00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,807 Why do we have to shave it? 379 00:23:15,973 --> 00:23:18,184 Didn't you ever see any shows about cancer? 380 00:23:18,351 --> 00:23:20,853 Cancer people are always bald. 381 00:23:21,562 --> 00:23:25,858 -Grammy wasn't bald. -Grammy hated life. She wanted to die. 382 00:23:26,025 --> 00:23:27,568 But you love life. 383 00:23:27,735 --> 00:23:30,613 And one of the most important ways you can fight cancer... 384 00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:33,366 ...is to let the sun rays in through your skull. 385 00:23:36,828 --> 00:23:39,872 - Why are you shaving Carl's head? - Lice. 386 00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:41,999 Since when do you... 387 00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:44,918 -...parent? -Since you dropped the ball. 388 00:23:45,086 --> 00:23:48,005 The vermin were literally jumping off his scalp. 389 00:23:49,715 --> 00:23:51,676 Make sure you wash his sheets too, okay? 390 00:23:52,176 --> 00:23:54,345 I look like a woman? 391 00:23:55,138 --> 00:23:57,931 -I have lice too? -Yes. 392 00:23:58,099 --> 00:24:00,268 -Yes, you do. -Fiona's gonna freak out. 393 00:24:00,476 --> 00:24:05,440 No, Fiona is not going to freak out because Fiona is not going to know. 394 00:24:05,606 --> 00:24:09,694 You're a man now, Carl. The cancer makes you a man. 395 00:24:09,861 --> 00:24:11,779 And as a man... 396 00:24:11,945 --> 00:24:15,533 ...it's your job to keep secrets from the women who love you. 397 00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:20,121 Jeez. I'm gonna look like a penis. 398 00:24:21,581 --> 00:24:23,624 I'll get you a hat. 399 00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:25,460 I'll get you a hat. 400 00:24:28,921 --> 00:24:30,381 -Yes? -Hi. 401 00:24:30,548 --> 00:24:32,216 How you doing? I'm Lip. 402 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:35,428 Short for Phillip. I just live right over on 64th. 403 00:24:35,595 --> 00:24:38,306 I'm gonna be a sophomore next year at Lincoln. 404 00:24:38,473 --> 00:24:42,810 I was walking by your yard, and it looks pretty overgrown. 405 00:24:42,976 --> 00:24:44,645 I was wondering... 406 00:24:44,812 --> 00:24:47,231 ...can I trim your hedges? 407 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:48,774 Like, five bucks an hour? 408 00:24:49,817 --> 00:24:51,944 -"May I trim your hedges." -Oh. 409 00:24:52,111 --> 00:24:53,404 Right. Yeah. Sorry. 410 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,365 May I trim your hedges? 411 00:25:01,995 --> 00:25:03,915 Yeah. 412 00:25:04,081 --> 00:25:06,042 Yeah. It's good. It's good. We're good. 413 00:25:06,209 --> 00:25:08,628 -No! -We're taking fake wedding pictures... 414 00:25:08,794 --> 00:25:12,548 -...for the INS. No one's gonna see the dress. -The INS will see me. 415 00:25:12,715 --> 00:25:16,009 And if I look like cow, they will know it fake. 416 00:25:16,177 --> 00:25:18,638 And I will get deported because of this. 417 00:25:18,804 --> 00:25:20,264 And you will go to prison. 418 00:25:23,518 --> 00:25:25,228 -She's your wife. -No. 419 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:28,898 -You married her before God, no? -No. I married her before her father... 420 00:25:29,065 --> 00:25:32,485 ...who had a gun pointed at my nuts. It's different somehow. 421 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,164 Buy something. 422 00:25:49,502 --> 00:25:51,295 Eighty-nine cents. 423 00:25:58,803 --> 00:26:01,389 -I don't get it. -Take the cup out of the trash. 424 00:26:01,556 --> 00:26:03,432 Oh, the stuff's in it. Okay. 425 00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:05,017 Just get out. 426 00:26:05,184 --> 00:26:07,937 You need whatever brain cells you got left. 427 00:26:12,567 --> 00:26:16,028 -Why you gotta mess with my business? -Why do your business in my store? 428 00:26:16,195 --> 00:26:18,739 -Ain't your store. It's towelhead's store. -Whatever. 429 00:26:18,906 --> 00:26:22,118 Get smarter customers. Because I'm not going down for this shit. 430 00:26:22,285 --> 00:26:24,203 Oh, okay. 431 00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:27,707 So, what you going down for then, huh? 432 00:26:36,382 --> 00:26:39,510 Hey, did you really fuck Angie Zahgo today? 433 00:26:40,386 --> 00:26:43,096 Yeah, I fucked Angie. Everybody fucks Angie. 434 00:26:43,598 --> 00:26:45,141 You don't fuck Angie? 435 00:26:45,725 --> 00:26:48,936 -No. -Huh. 436 00:26:49,312 --> 00:26:51,689 Wanna fuck Angie? I could call, get her down here. 437 00:26:51,856 --> 00:26:53,649 No. 438 00:27:16,756 --> 00:27:18,090 Hey. 439 00:27:19,175 --> 00:27:21,134 Ow! Uhn. 440 00:27:21,302 --> 00:27:22,678 Who are you? 441 00:27:22,845 --> 00:27:24,513 -Kyle. -What's your business here? 442 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,725 I may or may not be related to your neighbor Kevin. 443 00:27:27,892 --> 00:27:28,893 Oh. 444 00:27:29,101 --> 00:27:31,937 Okay. Sorry. I'm Debbie Gallagher. 445 00:27:33,022 --> 00:27:36,025 Any idea where I can get a smoke? 446 00:27:50,915 --> 00:27:54,167 -Finished already? -Yeah, not quite. I'm just... 447 00:27:56,045 --> 00:27:57,630 ...really hot. 448 00:27:59,256 --> 00:28:00,508 Um... 449 00:28:01,467 --> 00:28:04,220 Could I bother you for something to drink? 450 00:28:04,387 --> 00:28:05,721 Juice box? 451 00:28:06,347 --> 00:28:09,058 Yes, please. 452 00:28:10,476 --> 00:28:12,228 Just wait here. 453 00:28:25,324 --> 00:28:26,826 Hi. 454 00:28:27,535 --> 00:28:31,163 -I told you to wait out there. -Yeah, so sorry. I just... 455 00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:34,834 I wondered if I could bother you for a sandwich too. 456 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,961 I ain't had lunch. 457 00:28:37,128 --> 00:28:39,588 You haven't had lunch. 458 00:28:39,755 --> 00:28:42,967 -"Ain't" isn't a word, Phillip. -Right. 459 00:28:43,134 --> 00:28:45,761 Hey, are you a teacher? 460 00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:49,473 I... I used to be. 461 00:28:49,682 --> 00:28:52,601 Oh. Bet you were a good one. 462 00:28:54,103 --> 00:28:57,189 -What kind of sandwich? -PB and J? 463 00:28:58,816 --> 00:29:00,776 With the crusts cut off? 464 00:29:01,861 --> 00:29:03,529 Yes, please. 465 00:29:03,696 --> 00:29:05,614 And you should've heard her going on... 466 00:29:05,781 --> 00:29:07,783 ...about Kev's cologne and old man Johnson. 467 00:29:07,950 --> 00:29:09,827 Anything that I wouldn't know about. 468 00:29:09,994 --> 00:29:11,620 You know what you're doing? 469 00:29:11,787 --> 00:29:14,957 Do I know how to make a man ask me for a hummer? Wait here. 470 00:29:18,461 --> 00:29:22,548 Mm. He was born March, 2001. 471 00:29:23,716 --> 00:29:26,886 -Weren't we together? -No. Remember, we split up that year? 472 00:29:27,052 --> 00:29:31,015 -Got back together after 9/11. -Why'd we break up again? 473 00:29:31,182 --> 00:29:34,059 Oh, yeah. You tried to run me over with your car. 474 00:29:35,436 --> 00:29:39,148 Yeah, I don't remember that being funny. It was fucking scary. 475 00:29:39,315 --> 00:29:41,817 Well, as it turns out, it was the pregnancy hormones. 476 00:29:42,818 --> 00:29:44,612 You were knocked up? 477 00:29:45,988 --> 00:29:47,198 So he is mine. 478 00:29:47,948 --> 00:29:52,036 Tsk. I don't know, Kev. We were off and on that year. 479 00:29:52,203 --> 00:29:53,954 There were other guys. 480 00:29:54,121 --> 00:29:57,041 When you left me, I didn't think I could raise him on my own. 481 00:29:57,208 --> 00:30:01,128 So I gave him to my sister Crystal because she always wanted a kid. 482 00:30:01,295 --> 00:30:04,715 Now she's going through some shit, needed me to take him. 483 00:30:04,882 --> 00:30:07,468 And we thought it was time he knew the truth. 484 00:30:09,512 --> 00:30:13,432 You thought it was time. You didn't think it might've been time... 485 00:30:13,599 --> 00:30:16,268 ...at any point in the 12 years this kid has been alive? 486 00:30:16,435 --> 00:30:18,562 -I'm really sorry. -You're sorry? 487 00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:22,316 -Twelve years, Cheryl. -You left me. 488 00:30:23,067 --> 00:30:26,904 If there was a chance he could've been mine, you should have told me about him. 489 00:30:34,537 --> 00:30:37,665 Did I tell you she called her coffee "Kevy-caf"? Like a pet name. 490 00:30:37,832 --> 00:30:40,125 Like they have some language that I don't speak. 491 00:30:40,292 --> 00:30:43,087 -V, what happened? -Oh. Corn dogs, cream cheese... 492 00:30:43,254 --> 00:30:45,798 -...I got it all on tape. He's nasty. -Right? 493 00:30:45,965 --> 00:30:47,758 Go, he's waiting on you. 494 00:30:49,468 --> 00:30:51,846 I want day shifts. Home by 6. 495 00:30:54,306 --> 00:30:57,560 Couldn't help but notice your wedding ring, Bobby. 496 00:30:57,726 --> 00:31:01,689 -You want your wife to see this tape? -Fine. Days. 497 00:31:01,856 --> 00:31:04,358 Just fill this out. 498 00:31:04,525 --> 00:31:07,319 And we'll be taking some veal cutlets for our troubles. 499 00:31:07,486 --> 00:31:12,449 Actual veal cutlets. None of your skanky deli meats. 500 00:31:22,334 --> 00:31:23,669 Go, go, go. 501 00:31:31,719 --> 00:31:34,138 That is terrible ugly dress. 502 00:31:34,305 --> 00:31:37,266 Your friend, she must not like you very much. 503 00:31:37,433 --> 00:31:38,559 Let's go. Let's go. Go. 504 00:31:42,354 --> 00:31:43,606 Mm. 505 00:31:44,523 --> 00:31:48,068 Um... You have a little... 506 00:31:48,235 --> 00:31:50,821 -Mm. Ahem. -Oh. Mm. 507 00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:56,577 No, the other... The other... 508 00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:05,210 Did I get it? 509 00:32:05,753 --> 00:32:06,879 No. 510 00:32:08,339 --> 00:32:11,467 Mm... Can you help me? 511 00:32:21,393 --> 00:32:23,771 -How old are you really, Phillip? -Sixteen. 512 00:32:25,773 --> 00:32:27,316 Almost. 513 00:32:29,652 --> 00:32:32,488 But I've always felt like an old soul. 514 00:32:36,617 --> 00:32:38,577 Oh! Aah. 515 00:32:38,744 --> 00:32:43,040 -You mustn't tell anyone. -No, I won't, I won't. I promise you. 516 00:32:43,207 --> 00:32:46,752 You're such a good teacher. I feel like I got so much to learn from you. 517 00:32:46,919 --> 00:32:48,587 "Have." You have so much to learn. 518 00:32:48,754 --> 00:32:49,922 -I do. -You do. 519 00:32:57,888 --> 00:33:00,099 -I gotta go. -Go? 520 00:33:00,265 --> 00:33:02,977 -Yeah, homework. Mm. -In the summer? 521 00:33:03,268 --> 00:33:05,062 -Shit. -Don't go, Phillip. 522 00:33:05,229 --> 00:33:07,815 I have more to teach you. Come with me, Phillip. 523 00:33:07,982 --> 00:33:10,484 -I... I... -Shh. Don't worry. Don't be scared. 524 00:33:10,651 --> 00:33:12,987 Okay? I'll teach you. 525 00:33:15,364 --> 00:33:19,326 -Are you coming, Phillip? -Yeah. Yes. Coming. 526 00:33:19,493 --> 00:33:21,495 Bring the peanut butter. 527 00:33:32,506 --> 00:33:34,591 Nice place you got here. 528 00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,678 What are you doing here? 529 00:33:39,221 --> 00:33:41,390 I was hungry. 530 00:33:41,557 --> 00:33:44,476 So you drove all the way to the Southside for a bag of chips? 531 00:33:44,643 --> 00:33:49,189 Well, a bag of chips and a ginger snap, I'm hoping. 532 00:33:49,356 --> 00:33:52,693 -Keep the change. -I'm working. 533 00:33:54,778 --> 00:33:58,782 Well, maybe later. Happy hour at the Fountain. 534 00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:01,702 Yeah. Okay. 535 00:34:02,494 --> 00:34:03,954 Okay. 536 00:34:07,499 --> 00:34:09,293 You got a receipt? 537 00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:28,937 -That your grandpa? -No. Just a guy I've been seeing. 538 00:34:29,104 --> 00:34:32,775 Oh. That's a guy you've been seeing. 539 00:34:34,777 --> 00:34:36,403 You guys, like, picnic together? 540 00:34:36,570 --> 00:34:39,323 Or gonna get a little dog with a fucking sweater? 541 00:34:39,490 --> 00:34:42,034 No. We don't picnic. We mostly just fuck. 542 00:34:42,785 --> 00:34:44,536 Like you and Angie. 543 00:34:46,622 --> 00:34:50,250 That image. It's, like, scorched behind my eyes... 544 00:34:50,417 --> 00:34:52,544 ...like a fire breathing, one-eyed dragon. 545 00:34:54,505 --> 00:34:57,382 You don't have to smoke, you know. It's cooler if you don't. 546 00:34:57,549 --> 00:34:59,259 -Really? -Everyone smokes. 547 00:34:59,426 --> 00:35:01,804 You're only a rebel if you don't. 548 00:35:02,805 --> 00:35:05,349 Have you ever seen one in real life? 549 00:35:05,516 --> 00:35:08,477 Like on a grown-up? When it's... 550 00:35:09,228 --> 00:35:10,854 ...like that? 551 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:13,440 Yeah. I watch lots of porn. 552 00:35:13,607 --> 00:35:16,193 It's way different in real life than those sketches... 553 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,362 ...they show you in health class, right? 554 00:35:19,738 --> 00:35:21,281 What's Kev like? 555 00:35:21,448 --> 00:35:25,702 Is he cool or is he batshit like everyone else in my family? 556 00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:30,666 No, Kev's cool. Nice. Like you. 557 00:35:32,251 --> 00:35:36,296 I think I may become a nun. Nuns don't have sex, right? 558 00:35:36,463 --> 00:35:37,965 You're pretty. 559 00:35:38,715 --> 00:35:40,801 Too pretty to be a nun. 560 00:36:04,783 --> 00:36:07,161 Hey, T. What's up, girl? You look skinny. 561 00:36:07,327 --> 00:36:10,664 Don't sweet talk me, V, I've been sitting here for almost an hour. 562 00:36:10,831 --> 00:36:12,624 -What? Kev never showed up? -No. 563 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:15,711 Nobody's here to sign anything, nobody's here to pay me... 564 00:36:15,878 --> 00:36:19,506 ...and I sure as shit didn't cart my ass all the way down here for free. 565 00:36:19,673 --> 00:36:22,467 Hey, you, kid. Where's your mother? 566 00:36:22,634 --> 00:36:24,803 She and Kev went to go get a drink. 567 00:36:24,970 --> 00:36:28,348 -He was freaking about the whole kid thing. -What whole kid thing? 568 00:36:28,515 --> 00:36:31,268 About how I may be Kev's kid? 569 00:36:34,062 --> 00:36:37,232 - Debs, be home for dinner. - I will. 570 00:36:37,399 --> 00:36:39,276 V? 571 00:36:39,443 --> 00:36:41,695 Veronica. Where's my $40? 572 00:36:41,862 --> 00:36:44,823 Here, here. I got it. Here you go. 573 00:36:49,745 --> 00:36:51,079 Hi. 574 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,546 Am I...? Am I gonna get as sick as them? 575 00:37:02,966 --> 00:37:04,384 Only time will tell. 576 00:37:04,551 --> 00:37:07,387 The good news is the cancer's in your brain... 577 00:37:07,554 --> 00:37:11,683 ...and you never were much of a thinker, so it probably won't affect you that much. 578 00:37:14,102 --> 00:37:16,855 -Oh, God. Oh, God! -Wait. Wait. 579 00:37:17,022 --> 00:37:19,358 You need to learn to wait, Phillip. Hold it back. 580 00:37:19,524 --> 00:37:23,153 -I'll get hard again. -It gets better if you delay gratification. 581 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,906 The joy, it's even bigger. Just wait, okay? 582 00:37:26,073 --> 00:37:27,950 Okay, that's... Wow. 583 00:37:28,116 --> 00:37:29,868 That's really fucking good. 584 00:37:30,035 --> 00:37:32,162 What is that? What is that that tingles? 585 00:37:32,329 --> 00:37:35,290 What is that, some kind of sex cream or something? 586 00:37:35,457 --> 00:37:38,168 It's so... 587 00:37:38,335 --> 00:37:40,545 God, I don't think I can wait. 588 00:37:40,712 --> 00:37:43,924 No, no, no. You can do it, Phillip. You're my A-plus student. 589 00:37:44,091 --> 00:37:45,968 -Okay? Breath deeper. -Mm. 590 00:37:46,134 --> 00:37:48,303 Slowly. 591 00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:51,598 -Mm-hm. -Slowly. Slow. 592 00:37:51,765 --> 00:37:53,225 Okay? 593 00:37:54,059 --> 00:37:55,894 -Okay. -Good. 594 00:37:57,729 --> 00:38:01,108 What's...? What's that? Ah. That's weird. 595 00:38:02,484 --> 00:38:05,070 That's cold. What is that? 596 00:38:05,237 --> 00:38:09,116 You trimmed my hedges. Now I am trimming yours. 597 00:38:09,283 --> 00:38:11,827 Wait, what...? What is that? Fucking Nair? 598 00:38:11,994 --> 00:38:14,746 Fresh and clean now, just like a baby, Phillip. 599 00:38:14,913 --> 00:38:17,082 -Ha-ha. -Wait, no. Wha...? 600 00:38:17,582 --> 00:38:19,251 Oh, shit. 601 00:38:19,418 --> 00:38:21,211 You said you catered to dying children. 602 00:38:22,546 --> 00:38:25,090 Sir, the Bulls only give us so many packages per season... 603 00:38:25,257 --> 00:38:28,176 -...and it takes months. -What the fuck, Frank? 604 00:38:28,343 --> 00:38:31,013 That's going on all day, every day. 605 00:38:31,179 --> 00:38:34,766 My son is suffering. Have you no soul? 606 00:38:34,933 --> 00:38:36,727 If you fill out an application now... 607 00:38:36,893 --> 00:38:40,522 -...I can almost guarantee that for next year... -He doesn't have a year. 608 00:38:42,399 --> 00:38:43,817 Oh. 609 00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:45,652 There's a camp. 610 00:38:45,819 --> 00:38:49,823 All the spots are full, but there's a quadriplegic. 611 00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:52,617 He won't get much out of it. I can bump him for Carl. 612 00:38:53,327 --> 00:38:55,704 -Camp? -Like summer camp? 613 00:38:55,871 --> 00:38:57,581 It's beautiful. On a lake. 614 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,044 A wonderful place for children to feel normal one last time. 615 00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:05,297 What the hell am I supposed to do with a trip to cancer camp? 616 00:39:05,464 --> 00:39:07,466 I've never been to camp. 617 00:39:11,553 --> 00:39:13,055 Jimmy. 618 00:39:13,221 --> 00:39:15,640 Come sit with me. I want to show you something. 619 00:39:19,186 --> 00:39:20,479 Come. 620 00:39:26,068 --> 00:39:29,279 -Hey. -All of this romantic pretending... 621 00:39:31,531 --> 00:39:34,159 ...it make me so hot. 622 00:39:35,619 --> 00:39:37,329 And wet. 623 00:39:40,374 --> 00:39:42,584 - Ow. Ow. - Feel. 624 00:39:42,751 --> 00:39:44,961 We should not put all that water to waste, no? 625 00:39:45,128 --> 00:39:46,838 -No? -No. 626 00:39:47,881 --> 00:39:50,092 No, Este, Este, Este, listen. 627 00:39:50,258 --> 00:39:52,969 -I... I... -Yes? 628 00:39:53,136 --> 00:39:55,097 I can't. 629 00:39:55,263 --> 00:39:57,808 -I... I... -Yes? 630 00:39:58,016 --> 00:39:59,643 -I can't. -Yes? 631 00:39:59,810 --> 00:40:02,813 -No. I can't. -Aah! 632 00:40:02,979 --> 00:40:05,607 I... No, I can't. 633 00:40:05,774 --> 00:40:09,569 -Yes! Yes! -Oh, fuck. No. 634 00:40:34,761 --> 00:40:37,889 All right, what are we gonna do? Whose ass am I kicking first? 635 00:40:38,056 --> 00:40:39,683 There's no ass to kick. 636 00:40:39,850 --> 00:40:42,686 Kev's a little boy with a white-picket-fence fantasy... 637 00:40:42,853 --> 00:40:45,105 ...and in walks his wife with his son. 638 00:40:45,272 --> 00:40:48,275 We don't know that. First thing we do is get a paternity test. 639 00:40:48,442 --> 00:40:50,026 It's not about blood to Kev. 640 00:40:50,193 --> 00:40:54,573 There's a woman he grew up with and married saying her son is his. 641 00:40:54,739 --> 00:40:57,200 -That's stupid. -It's not. Look at you. 642 00:40:57,367 --> 00:41:01,037 You're a mother to your kids, doesn't matter you didn't push them out. 643 00:41:04,332 --> 00:41:07,252 Kev's the first good man I've ever loved, you know? 644 00:41:07,419 --> 00:41:10,755 My first love was named Apollo. Enough said. 645 00:41:10,922 --> 00:41:13,258 -Then there was Spider. -Spider? 646 00:41:13,425 --> 00:41:15,343 You can't make that shit up. 647 00:41:18,430 --> 00:41:21,558 No, I... I can't fight for Kev. 648 00:41:22,851 --> 00:41:25,061 Asking him to pick me over them... 649 00:41:25,228 --> 00:41:29,191 ...is asking him to change the thing about him that I love the most. 650 00:41:30,734 --> 00:41:32,819 -Screw that. -Fi. 651 00:41:32,986 --> 00:41:36,490 -No. Screw that. -Fiona. 652 00:41:37,908 --> 00:41:39,284 Fi. 653 00:41:40,827 --> 00:41:42,496 Good catch. 654 00:41:42,829 --> 00:41:45,540 Kev! What the fuck? 655 00:41:45,707 --> 00:41:48,251 -There's kids. -Think they haven't heard it before? 656 00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:50,587 -What are you, drunk? -No, I'm not drunk. 657 00:41:50,754 --> 00:41:54,382 I'm out of my mind because you and V are the only things that made sense... 658 00:41:54,549 --> 00:41:57,219 ...in this fucked up world. If you can't make it... 659 00:41:57,385 --> 00:41:59,554 ...Jimmy and I should just quit right now. 660 00:41:59,721 --> 00:42:02,807 -I swear to God, if you leave V... -Who's leaving V? 661 00:42:02,974 --> 00:42:05,894 -You're leaving V? -No. Fiona, what the hell? 662 00:42:06,061 --> 00:42:08,230 The notary, Kev? The divorce papers? 663 00:42:08,396 --> 00:42:09,564 Oh... 664 00:42:09,898 --> 00:42:14,402 Shit. I had some drinks. And Cheryl dropped this kid bomb and... 665 00:42:14,569 --> 00:42:16,571 - Hey. - I forgot. 666 00:42:16,738 --> 00:42:18,532 - You're interrupting. - Excuse me? 667 00:42:19,115 --> 00:42:21,409 Kev's trying to get to know his son. 668 00:42:22,494 --> 00:42:24,621 Give my boys their time. 669 00:42:26,039 --> 00:42:29,668 -Your boys? -No, no. Fiona, it's not what you think. 670 00:42:29,834 --> 00:42:32,671 Look, Cheryl and I have history, that's it. 671 00:42:32,837 --> 00:42:37,300 She's not trying to steal me away from V. She just wants me to meet my son. 672 00:42:40,387 --> 00:42:45,433 I know school was never your thing, but you've never been dumb. 673 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,854 If you don't see what's happening here, just plain dumb. 674 00:42:50,021 --> 00:42:52,148 Come on, Debs, dinnertime. 675 00:42:52,315 --> 00:42:54,734 - Can Kyle come? - No. 676 00:42:57,737 --> 00:42:59,197 All right. 677 00:42:59,364 --> 00:43:02,993 You know, my mother, she reminds me very much of your Fiona. 678 00:43:03,159 --> 00:43:06,288 Beautiful. Raised six kids. Never complained. 679 00:43:06,454 --> 00:43:11,001 A saint. My father, he was a... 680 00:43:12,836 --> 00:43:15,797 -A rolling stone. -She put my hand there. 681 00:43:15,964 --> 00:43:19,050 I didn't even move it. 682 00:43:19,217 --> 00:43:23,179 That is something exactly like my father would have say. 683 00:43:28,310 --> 00:43:31,688 -Did that fatty actually cop a feel? -He totally copped a feel. 684 00:43:31,855 --> 00:43:35,108 You gotta be kidding me. I mean, what's up with that? 685 00:43:36,234 --> 00:43:38,862 Shit, Mickey. What the hell are you doing here? 686 00:43:39,029 --> 00:43:40,739 Oh. From the store, right? 687 00:43:40,905 --> 00:43:42,949 Come on, Ian, don't be rude. 688 00:43:43,116 --> 00:43:46,995 Invite your boyfriend back to my place. I mean, the more the merrier, right? 689 00:43:47,162 --> 00:43:51,207 -I'm sorry, what did you call me? -What? 690 00:43:51,374 --> 00:43:53,376 -Jesus, Mickey. -Faggot. 691 00:43:53,543 --> 00:43:55,920 -What the fuck you call me, faggot? -Enough. 692 00:44:02,510 --> 00:44:05,180 - What the fuck, Gallagher? - They're gonna call the cops. 693 00:44:06,181 --> 00:44:07,557 - Are you okay? - Come on. 694 00:44:08,808 --> 00:44:10,393 -Sorry. -Gallagher! 695 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,562 Sorry. I'll text you. 696 00:44:14,606 --> 00:44:16,191 Oh, shit. 697 00:44:26,284 --> 00:44:27,994 What the fuck is wrong with you? 698 00:44:40,173 --> 00:44:42,717 Where'd you learn this? 699 00:44:42,884 --> 00:44:45,136 Nowhere. Just relax and enjoy. 700 00:44:45,303 --> 00:44:48,640 You been watching porn without me? You know I consider that cheating. 701 00:44:48,807 --> 00:44:52,352 No. I haven't. Although I do consider that rule pretty unrealistic. 702 00:44:52,519 --> 00:44:55,438 I just thought it up. 703 00:44:55,605 --> 00:44:57,565 It's hot, right? 704 00:44:57,732 --> 00:45:00,318 Maybe if I was licking it off you. 705 00:45:00,819 --> 00:45:04,239 -I'm hungry. Trade places. -No. 706 00:45:04,406 --> 00:45:07,867 No? Since when do you turn down a B.J.? 707 00:45:09,703 --> 00:45:11,579 Your dick's not even hard. 708 00:45:20,004 --> 00:45:22,590 What? I did a little manscaping. 709 00:45:24,884 --> 00:45:28,388 Shit. It's not my fault, okay? 710 00:45:29,097 --> 00:45:32,976 What? She's a pedophile! Look, it was a sting operation. 711 00:45:34,519 --> 00:45:39,315 -Look, I took a picture for the cops. -Fuck the cops. They had their chance. 712 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,818 Shit. 713 00:45:51,327 --> 00:45:54,038 - Smells good. - What's with Mandy? 714 00:45:54,205 --> 00:45:56,291 Something she wanted to do. Where's Jimmy? 715 00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:58,793 No idea. 716 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,920 -What happened to your head, Carl? -Lice. 717 00:46:01,087 --> 00:46:03,089 -Again? -Yeah, Frank shaved it. 718 00:46:03,255 --> 00:46:05,008 Yeah, he got me into a summer camp. 719 00:46:05,175 --> 00:46:08,303 - What? Why would he do that? - I don't know. But it's cool, right? 720 00:46:08,470 --> 00:46:10,472 Yeah, that's awesome, Carl. 721 00:46:30,408 --> 00:46:32,327 I'm gonna know my kid. 722 00:46:35,079 --> 00:46:38,208 I gonna know my kid and you can't have a problem with that. 723 00:46:41,085 --> 00:46:45,965 Look, I... I don't care about Cheryl, V. 724 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,220 I used to, but she's nothing but a memory to me now. 725 00:46:50,386 --> 00:46:55,266 And I'm sorry I didn't go see the notary. 726 00:46:56,392 --> 00:46:59,687 But I would never leave you. Ever. 727 00:47:00,855 --> 00:47:02,941 You gotta know that. 728 00:47:06,194 --> 00:47:09,697 After everything we've been through... 729 00:47:11,366 --> 00:47:13,993 ...you kind of just have to know that. 730 00:47:22,168 --> 00:47:24,879 Whoa. You just snotted the whole table. 731 00:47:26,923 --> 00:47:28,550 Kev? 732 00:47:29,384 --> 00:47:31,177 Kev. 733 00:47:35,598 --> 00:47:38,059 What the fuck? Are they laughing at me? 734 00:47:38,226 --> 00:47:39,644 -No. -Yes. 735 00:47:39,811 --> 00:47:41,604 - Fiona. - Fuck you. 736 00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:43,606 - Excuse you? - Cheryl, listen. 737 00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:46,317 No, I'm done listening. Kyle, go pack our shit now. 738 00:47:46,484 --> 00:47:49,654 -Would you listen to me? -You could've had this and you want that? 739 00:47:49,821 --> 00:47:52,740 She's some kind of nympho. Has three drawers full of dildos. 740 00:47:52,907 --> 00:47:55,702 -What you doing going through my shit? -What's a dildo? 741 00:47:55,869 --> 00:47:58,580 - Cheryl, listen... - You're as thick as the day I met you. 742 00:47:58,788 --> 00:48:01,749 I get that you're mad, but I wanna be a father to Kyle. 743 00:48:01,916 --> 00:48:06,296 -I'll get you a place nearby... -He's not yours, Kev. He isn't even mine. 744 00:48:06,462 --> 00:48:09,381 He's my sister's, you stupid piece of shit. 745 00:48:12,010 --> 00:48:14,095 What did she say? 746 00:48:14,304 --> 00:48:17,473 -What did you say? -What the fuck, bitch? 747 00:48:21,769 --> 00:48:24,772 -Should we stop them, or...? -What, you wanna lose an eye? 748 00:48:25,356 --> 00:48:26,566 You crazy bitch. 749 00:48:28,651 --> 00:48:32,697 Crazy bitch. You come into my house and make up some shit like that? 750 00:48:32,864 --> 00:48:35,450 Get your hands off me, you dirty, barren whore! 751 00:48:35,617 --> 00:48:37,493 Barren? 752 00:48:38,870 --> 00:48:41,413 - Shit, the TV! - No! 753 00:48:42,665 --> 00:48:44,334 Not the TV! 754 00:48:45,460 --> 00:48:48,671 Get the divorce papers, Kev. This bitch is about to sign. 755 00:48:48,838 --> 00:48:51,716 - I'm not signing shit! - This way, this way, this way! 756 00:48:53,509 --> 00:48:56,763 You wanna walk away with four limbs? You're gonna sign. The papers! 757 00:48:56,930 --> 00:48:58,264 -Fuck you! -You're signing. 758 00:48:59,891 --> 00:49:01,643 The papers! 759 00:49:06,064 --> 00:49:07,607 Sign it! 760 00:49:07,815 --> 00:49:09,692 If you could initial that too. 761 00:49:17,283 --> 00:49:19,994 Uh-uh. Not one word, just drive away. 762 00:49:24,290 --> 00:49:28,294 - Get the fuck out of here! - Bitch, you so crazy. 763 00:49:29,253 --> 00:49:30,755 Hell yeah! 764 00:49:30,922 --> 00:49:32,966 - Damn right, baby. - Yay! Whoo! 765 00:49:33,132 --> 00:49:34,425 - Yeah! - Here we go! 766 00:49:34,592 --> 00:49:36,594 Hell yeah! 767 00:49:40,264 --> 00:49:41,641 You're still here. 768 00:49:41,808 --> 00:49:44,310 You think I'm getting in a car with that psycho? 769 00:49:44,476 --> 00:49:48,690 Hey, can I borrow your phone? I need to call my mom. My other mom. 770 00:49:48,856 --> 00:49:50,233 Sure. 771 00:49:51,985 --> 00:49:54,779 -You wanna eat dinner first? -Sure. 772 00:49:54,946 --> 00:49:56,364 Cool. 773 00:50:09,335 --> 00:50:11,587 -You Blake? -Yes? 774 00:50:11,754 --> 00:50:15,049 You're moving now, Blake. You're moving tonight. 775 00:50:15,216 --> 00:50:19,511 -Excuse me? -I don't excuse you, you sick bitch. 776 00:50:19,679 --> 00:50:21,889 I don't excuse you because you're hot... 777 00:50:22,056 --> 00:50:25,393 ...because you're blond or because of what you got between your legs. 778 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,020 Come take a look. 779 00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:33,609 You see that? They're digging your grave. 780 00:50:33,776 --> 00:50:36,528 And you wanna be gone before they get down to 6 feet. 781 00:50:36,696 --> 00:50:38,530 - How's it going, boys? - Good. 782 00:50:38,698 --> 00:50:41,159 We dug the Berlanti grave in what, two hours? 783 00:50:41,325 --> 00:50:44,454 But this dirt is nice and soft. Going a lot faster. 784 00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:47,790 Tick-tock, kid fucker. 785 00:50:52,587 --> 00:50:54,756 -Hey. -Hey. 786 00:50:56,924 --> 00:50:59,010 -You look stressed. -I do? 787 00:51:00,470 --> 00:51:02,305 -How was your day? -Good. 788 00:51:02,472 --> 00:51:05,850 -How'd it go at the doctor? -Good. 789 00:51:06,017 --> 00:51:07,518 It's healing. 790 00:51:21,824 --> 00:51:23,451 Hey, hey, hey. 791 00:51:29,207 --> 00:51:33,753 The world's messed up. So much ugly shit happens. 792 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,090 I don't know, Kev and V and... 793 00:51:40,968 --> 00:51:43,012 I trust you. 794 00:51:46,390 --> 00:51:51,187 That's bigger to me than I love you. It's a bigger deal. 795 00:51:53,106 --> 00:51:54,606 I trust you. 796 00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:26,222 Two hundred? 797 00:52:26,389 --> 00:52:28,891 No reason to waste a perfectly good grave.